鍵盤俠|約基奇末節發的脾氣比得分還多！麥丹最后應該秀花式扣籃

[賽后帖]森林狼力克掘金3-1 道蘇姆生涯新高43分 迪文華子傷退 約基奇驅逐

雙方數據

森林狼（3-1）：道蘇姆43分4板1助、里德17分9板2助、蘭德爾15分9板2助、麥克丹尼爾斯12分8板3助、海蘭德8分1板7助、愛德華茲5分3板、康利5分1板4助2斷、戈貝爾4分15板2助2斷2帽、香農3分、迪文岑佐1助

掘金（1-3）：穆雷30分5板5助、約基奇24分15板9助3斷、小哈達威10分5板2助、約翰遜9分2板2助、戈登9分1板、布勞恩8分5板1助、布朗6分1板2助、斯潘塞·瓊斯4板2帽

[–]LakersLow_Beyond8134 1862 points 3 hours ago

Jaden hates these mfs lmaoooo

湖人球迷：麥克丹尼爾斯是真恨這幫混蛋啊，笑死我了

[–]Wizardsflaming_burrito_ 666 points 3 hours ago

What makes it worse is that they actually can’t stop him bro. Nuggets going out sad ????

奇才球迷：更慘的是他們根本防不住他啊兄弟。掘金輸得太難看了 ????

[–]Timberwolvesmnsportsfan 401 points 3 hours ago*

I wouldn’t say it’s over. As fun as that was…. And as good as we seem to play against them…

Playing numerous games without DDV and Ant is going to be tough

Ayo can’t shoot 80% forever…. Unless

森林狼球迷：我可不敢說系列賽已經結束了。雖然這比賽看著很爽…… 而且我們打他們似乎也很有一套……

但在沒有迪文岑佐和愛德華茲的情況下打這么多場比賽將會非常艱難。

道蘇姆不可能永遠保持 80% 的命中率吧…… 除非

[–]Mavericksflipakko 148 points 3 hours ago

Oh they're done. Done done. Wolves are not scared of any of them. All they see is a cone in front of them.

獨行俠球迷：哦他們已經完了。死透了。森林狼根本不怕他們中的任何一個。在他們眼里，面前的防守人就是個訓練錐。

[–]Timberwolvesmnsportsfan 297 points 3 hours ago

My friend… I appreciate your optimism being above mine. But counterpoint: and I can’t stress this enough - Minnesota sports

森林狼球迷：我的朋友…… 我很欣賞你比我還要樂觀。但我要反駁一句：這也是我再怎么強調都不為過的一點 —— 這可是明尼蘇達的體育隊啊。

[–]Timberwolvesrightovahere 155 points 3 hours ago

Nugs won 3 in a row 2 years ago when Wolves were a 55 win roster at full strength. People assuming this series is over after the injuries today are on one.

森林狼球迷：兩年前森林狼全員健康拿下 55 勝的時候，掘金照樣連贏了 3 場。那些認為今天有人受傷后這輪系列賽就結束了的人，純粹是在做夢。

[–]Trail BlazersDudethatCooks 262 points 3 hours ago

Jaden is one of my favorite players. Dude is just a cold blood hooper.

開拓者球迷：麥克丹尼爾斯是我最喜歡的球員之一。這哥們就是個冷血殺手。

[–]TimberwolvesFeanorEvades 163 points 3 hours ago

I'm convinced he doesn't even like basketball, he just likes making people feel bad.

森林狼球迷：我堅信他甚至都不喜歡打籃球，他只是喜歡讓別人難堪。

[–]Spursthetrainmaster 210 points 3 hours ago

His smirk while Jokic was pressing him was frying me

馬刺球迷：約基奇沖向他時他的那個壞笑，簡直把我笑抽了。

[–]TimberwolvesElectricalMud2850 653 points 3 hours ago

Jaden should've actually executed the bounce dunk this time.

森林狼球迷：麥克丹尼爾斯這次真應該表演個砸地接球扣籃的。

[–]TimberwolvesWheedMBoise 126 points 3 hours ago

Last time that's what finally injured his leg so I think he's gonna leave that move in the past for the short term lol

森林狼球迷：上次他就是因為這個動作把腿給弄傷了，所以我估計短期內他是把這招給封印了哈哈。

[–]TimberwolvesFeanorEvades 597 points 3 hours ago

Jaden McDaniels my petty king

森林狼球迷：麥克丹尼爾斯，我心目中的小氣之王。

[–]Sloveniafabinski_ 142 points 3 hours ago

"Please F*** Wit' Me" First Teamer. Up there with Beef Stew and everyone on the Magic.

球迷：“有種來搞我啊” 一陣球員。跟斯圖爾特以及魔術隊所有人一個級別的。

[–]TimberwolvesH2-nL 536 points 3 hours ago

What a gritty win holy shit

森林狼球迷：這場贏的真他媽硬氣，臥槽。

[–]RaptorsPresentMission8482 248 points 3 hours ago

I thought this game was fs over when both Ant and Donte went down, unfuckingreal resilience

猛龍球迷：愛德華茲和迪文岑佐都倒下的時候，我特么以為這比賽已經交代了，這韌性真他媽不真實。

[–]TimberwolvesAndy_Wiggins 130 points 3 hours ago

This team made me absolutely hate them at points during this season, but damn they deserve nothing but love for how they’re battling

森林狼球迷：這支球隊在賽季的某些時候讓我恨得牙癢癢，但該死，就憑他們現在的拼搏精神，他們只配得到滿滿的愛。

[–]TimberwolvesC_moneySmith 1083 points 3 hours ago

Ayo Dosunmu might be the greatest basketball player ever

森林狼球迷：道蘇姆可能是史上最偉大的籃球運動員。

[–]LakersJayveesac 438 points 3 hours ago

You can't spell "playoffs" without "AYO." Coincidence? I don't fucking think so

湖人球迷：沒有 “AYO”（阿約·道蘇姆） 你就拼不出 “playoffs”（季后賽）。巧合嗎？我他媽覺得不是。

[–]TimberwolvesMilly-the-Kid 747 points 3 hours ago

It’s 2024. The Timberwolves have taken a commanding series lead over their first round opponent, shocking the NBA world who had largely favoured their opponent.

It’s 2025. The Timberwolves have taken a commanding series lead over their first round opponent, shocking the NBA world who had largely favoured their opponent.

It’s 2026. The Timberwolves have taken a commanding series lead over their first round opponent, shocking the NBA world who had largely favoured their opponent.

森林狼球迷：現在是 2024 年。森林狼隊在首輪系列賽中遙遙領先，震驚了絕大多數看好他們對手的 NBA 世界。

現在是 2025 年。森林狼隊在首輪系列賽中遙遙領先，震驚了絕大多數看好他們對手的 NBA 世界。

現在是 2026 年。森林狼隊在首輪系列賽中遙遙領先，震驚了絕大多數看好他們對手的 NBA 世界。

[–]Timberwolvesgradual_alzheimers 178 points 3 hours ago

its kind of wild how true this is

森林狼球迷：這話說得真他媽在理，太瘋狂了。

[–]CIark 728 points 3 hours ago

Who had a worse performance, Jokic or dude who’s plan was just running straight through 10 secret service agents with guns

球迷：誰的表現更拉胯？是約基奇，還是那個計劃直接硬闖 10 個帶槍特勤局特工的哥們？

[–]Thunderhomefree122 505 points 3 hours ago

What a fucking roller coaster of a game. Ant and DiVincenzo going down. Gobert shutting Jokic down completely. Dosunmu scoring a career high 43 points off the bench. Game ending with ejections. A wild and unbelievable series of events

雷霆球迷：這比賽真他媽跟坐過山車一樣。愛德華茲和迪文岑佐倒下了。戈貝爾把約基奇完全鎖死了。道蘇姆替補出場砍下職業生涯新高的 43 分。比賽以驅逐出場結束。一系列瘋狂又不可思議的事件。

[–]catreyka 141 points 3 hours ago

Joki?, Jamal, and every important player besides AG has shat their pants against the Timberwolves. A 3-1 comeback isn't impossible especially for this Nuggets team, but it doesn't look likely with how they've been getting clamped up all series long. Gobert and Dosunmu are unbelievably goated.

球迷：約基奇、穆雷，除了阿龍?戈登之外的所有重要球員，打森林狼時都拉胯了。1-3 落后逆轉不是不可能，尤其是對這支掘金隊來說，但考慮到他們這輪系列賽一直被按在地上摩擦，這看起來不太可能發生。戈貝爾和道蘇姆真的是神了。

[–]SupersonicssloBrodanChillosevic 223 points 3 hours ago

Podcasters the last few weeks of the season kept saying "If I'm the Nuggets, I want to avoid the Thunder for as long as possible" and I just thought that was hella arrogant.

In today's NBA, you can't assume you're gonna waltz thru the 1st round from the 3 seed. League's too deep. 6 seeds are good. Definition of putting the cart before the horse.

超音速球迷：賽季最后幾周，播客們一直在說：“如果我是掘金，我想盡可能久地避開雷霆。” 我當時就覺得這太傲慢了。

在如今的 NBA，你不能想當然地認為作為 3 號種子就能輕松混過首輪。聯盟陣容深度太強了。6 號種子也狠得很。這簡直是本末倒置的典型。

[–]hyzerflipthescript 221 points 3 hours ago

To be fair, they are going to avoid the Thunder entirely this year.

球迷：平心而論，他們今年是可以完全避開雷霆了。

[–]Thunderfeather_1 124 points 3 hours ago

Jokic is having one of the worst series of all time by a superstar. Will be a big stain on his legacy if they don’t pull through.

雷霆球迷：約基奇正在打出超級巨星有史以來最爛的系列賽之一。如果他們挺不過去，這將是他歷史地位上的一大污點。

[–]Lakersusetheforce_gaming 349 points 3 hours ago

Certified bitch moment for Jokic.

湖人球迷：官方認證的約基奇慫包時刻。

[–]KnicksBurntlettuce 143 points 3 hours ago

He is such a bitch player. He was flopping all night.

尼克斯球迷：他真是個軟蛋球員。他整晚都在假摔。

[–]TimberwolvesHuntermainlol 161 points 3 hours ago*

Ayo comes from Yoruba, a language spoken in Nigeria, meaning ‘immense joy’

Yes, Ayo does bring immense joy.

And Jokic is a little bitch with his feelings hurt, more tantrums than points scared in the fourth

森林狼球迷：“Ayo” 來自尼日利亞的約魯巴語，意思是 “巨大的喜悅”。

是的，多森姆確實帶來了巨大的喜悅。

而約基奇就是個玻璃心的慫包，第四節發的脾氣比得的分還多。

來源：Reddit

編譯：Aaron