河北
期中考試前，同桌把公式抄滿袖子。我笑他：“臨時抱佛腳？”他神秘一笑：“笨鳥先飛。”
考場里他剛想偷看，紙條“嘩啦”全從袖口滑出來，鋪了一地。監考老師扶了扶眼鏡：“這位同學，你的次世代作弊器……死機了？”
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